Mock Library of Congress
Unvagueify (4/10/2021)
Proposed by Congressman Ruben of the Great Lakes
Repeal the Citizen Ping Act. By a technical standpoint, it means that no citizen can be pinged except for under very specific circumstances. Replying to messages? No. Pinging someone because you're talking to them? Nope. Pinging the person who put their ping in the proposal line for a bill while you're passing it? That's pretty specific to me, but still! It might not be what the bill's intended to mean- indeed, it says something about "daily pings"- but if it means something else, what it means is incredibly vague and unclear! I'd be open to a new act to replace it, but let's repeal the old one.