This act will create a bunch of official national things:
National Sport: American Football
National Food Product: Burgers
National Bird: Bald Eagle
National Motto: E pluribus unum
National Anthem: L'Amérique Pleure
National Mammal: North American Bison
National Tree: Oak Tree
National Mineral: Gold stolen from Native Americans
National Meaning of Life: 42
National Person: <insert controversial person here>
National President: Scrabs
National Flower: Purple Hibiscus
National Document: The Constitution
National Tardis: Dr. Who
National Planet: Earth
National Rocket: Saturn V
National Fruit: Bananas from Banana Republics founded by the FBI
National Toxin: Cyanide
National Country: The United States of America
National State: of Mind
National Meme: Nobody: Nobody at all: Me:
National Dinosaur: Raptor