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The Doge Island Prison Relocation Act (11/20/2020)
Proposed by Greviaty of California, written by StarNinga

Doge Island Prison will be relocated to Doge Isle by use of flying helium-powered robotic sky cranes and giant lazers to cut away the prision and lift it, and then the prison, with π•―π–”π–Œπ–Žπ–˜π–π–Žπ–˜ π•Ώπ–π–Š π•±π–Žπ–—π–˜π–™ on board, will be loaded onto a NASA rocket and sent to Doge Isle, where it will be dropped on a flat patch of land and left to fend for itself connected to the Tinker, Doge Isle, USA utilities. The reason for this $12 million relocation is this:


Modified by: Prison Relocation Act